Posts Tagged ‘database’

Hi there:

Actually, this has been going on for a long time.  I know I’ve seen it, or maybe even done it once or twice, but I saw it on Susan’s Site – “Lollipop Moments” and I thought I’d give it a go!

If you are interested in Unconscious Mutterings, give them a look see and send her an email to let her know you are playing along!

Week #304

1. Spit it out :: “Patooey”
2. Shadow :: Ack, this is the “name” my son gives for his scary friend that keeps landing him in the hospital.  Not a good name around the house.
3. Database :: Never Ending – Still Not Done and my client is waiting on it!
4. Expression :: Drat
5. Boss :: I am my own.  Wait, there is the hubby… then the kids, then the dog…. ::sigh::
6. Baby ::  Oh hecks no!  No more.
7. Mystic ::  We all are.
8. Kate :: Katie Curic (sp?)
9. Boobies :: I do have two.
10. Raid :: Panty

There we go!  Now that was fun!

LOL  I’m such a dork.

…yes, stuck… head first DATES are driving me nuts today!

 but got a big part completed… oy vey

 So, I bring you this… ’cause I almost spit out my Latte when I saw it.  (Never go to that site – I can has cheezburger? when you are eating/drinking/not in the mood to giggle – your doomed otherwise.)

 

moar funny pictures

I’m a coffee addict.  There.  It’s out. 

So this morning I’m lounging around in my sweats drinking my ice water and contemplating my day.  I have a 2PM appointment with a client and after that I’m off to another client’s home to try to finish a project.

So, I’m lounging and working on another client’s database work.  Which, btw is a whole lot of fun!  I like database work.  Don’t ask me why.  I have no answer for that as I’m a Corporate Controller by heart.  Accountant that is… so database is a bit off the mark, but I really enjoy that client and the work.  

So, lounge lounge lounge and "Time for Coffee!".  I walk downstairs as I pet Sammy Dog on the way down and begin my coffee process.  Poor the water into the carafe, grab the filter and the coffee grounds jug.  Ofcourse smiling the whole time ’cause it’s "Time for Coffee"!

And then it happens.  

I open the coffee grounds jug and it takes me a moment to gathermyself as I yell out to no one "OH NO!".  Gone.  Nothing but a few lonely gounds in the bottom of the container.  Is this someone’s sick joke?!  Did someone sneak in last night and steal my precious coffee grounds?  What next a call for ransome?

I pour the water into the coffee machine and wonder…. um, the store isn’t that flippin’ far but I’m kinda in my jammies and well, there must be something else I can do!  Think, think, think!

So, my plan transforms.  My neighbors!  Surely they must drink coffee!

LOL

At this point, I’ve lost my coffee mind.  I feel like I’m some sort of woeful addict going through withdrawls.  

So, I grab my little coffee ground jug and hike barefoot to the neighbors house.  Have I mentioned I love my neighbors?  We live on a court and have the best neighbors ever!  So I ring the doorbell and he answers.  My response was more like a two year old asking for candy:  "Um, can I borrow some coffee?"  And I just stand on the porch with a pitiful look on my face.

I think it took him a moment to realize his neighbor was ringing his doorbell in her sweats with her hair mussed up and eyeliner still on from the prior night.  He nicely says "sure, come on in".  He pours some wonderful coffee grounds in my coffee jug and I thank him profusely.

I smell the coffee now!  

TIME FOR COFFEE!

Sick, I know…. I’m a coffee addict.  It’s official.

And to wonderful neighbors everywhere – BLESS YOU! 

Love and Light and as much Coffee as you would like,

Monica