Oh Poop!
Really.
Poop.
Yesterday as I was starting the car I looked in the rearview mirror to see a bunch of *crap* (yes, I said it) on my back window. I get out to see that what looked like a paper bag filled with (what smelled like) *crap*, egg, mustard – you name it. Nasty *crap* on my car.
Kids.
So, I get the hose and attempt to get it off (’cause I’m not touching a bag of poo!) and it took awhile to get the majority off becuase of whatever was in there. I got most off and took my baby “Mertyl” (I named my car, and most cars I’ve had) to go get a bath at the local handwash carwash.
Took them awhile, but they got it off.
I figured it was the same kids that have ALWAYS been a pain in the butt – always after my kids. Mostly my older one – who never seems to pay any attention to them.
But I went next door to my neighbor who was huffin’ about something and low and behold – his front of the house was egged. NOT a good thing for any paint.
::sigh::
Little boogers.
But, Mertyl is just fine. No worse for wear. Now she’s clean again… thanks to the Infamous Bag-O-Poopoo-Kids.
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OH nice!!!! I would be kickin’ some butt let me tell you…oh if only to be a fly on the wall (so not on la poop) to know who it was…sometimes payback can be a real behind biter!!
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@Susan:
My son said he’d be more than happy to sit out front and wait for them if it happens again. He’s a great shot with a paint ball gun. Then it would be an easy call to the Sheriff’s Office… “Yes, it’s the kids with the yellow paint all over them” But alas – I digress…
Thanks for stickin’ up for me!
hehe I love the name Mertyl so perfect for a car!
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@chelle: I feel like I drive an “old ladies” car… LOL I dunno, Mertyl fit! Thanks! I’ve had “Bertha” – Dodge Caravan; “Zippy” – Toyota Echo; and “Ellie” – Mustang GT. I started naming them about 2002 with Zippy first.
That’s a really stupid joke… I would have been quite mad actually. I have been a teen too, maybe not the smartest one but hey, who would play with poop? They need to.. I don’t know – get a job?
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@Zhu: Yeah, I think I was just in a space where it didn’t bother me. Not sure why… normally, with my car, I freak at any little bug on the windshield etc. I just wasn’t going to give them power over me by making me angry. Teens… sometimes ya gotta wonder…