Have you ever felt as if the words that come out of your mouth are simply not at all what you meant?

Do folks you speak to listen for a moment then turn to the computer and begin typing as if you never were there, let alone engaged in conversation with them?

Do folks scrunch up their nose, repeat back to you what they believe you just said only to say words you didn’t mean to say?

Or, my personal fav, as you are engaging in conversation with someone they look over your shoulder and walk away from you.  While you are still mid-sentance.  You stand their mouth open in the middle of a word, and they don’t remember you were ever there let alone speaking?

Seriously.

It’s an odd phenomenon that is happening lately to me.

I feel like I’m speaking another language.

I have begun to just stop talking.

I can type what I want to say.  I just cannot speak it.

This is so bad in fact I’m starting to see a doctor.  A um, *head* doctor.

Dr. HowAmI is what I’ll call him here.

(the exact words may not be precise, but this really did happen)

While explaining my issue and confusion I’m mid sentence as his personal cell phone rings.

Dr. HowAmI  looks to the cell phone as I hang mid-sentence explaining that no one hears me – he then answers the phone and abruptly stands up holding his finger up as if to say “One Moment Please”.

Dr. HowAmI proceeds to *leave* the room while chatting on his phone.

NO KIDDING

I blink at least 5 times with my mouth still open as I turn my head watching the door as he walks through and closes it.

I’m now in a Psychiatrists office – alone.  After explaining that others interrupt, ignore, or forget I exist.

NO KIDDING

What do I do?

I burst out laughing.  Suddenly, I cannot stop laughing.

Yes folks, I have lost my ever lovin’ mind.

It’s like the beginning of a horror flick.  “She Wasn’t Heard So She Made Them Hear” (::insert sound of chainsaw::)

Meanwhile, I’m trying to stop laughing so I’m chuckling to myself in a room waiting for my doctor to return.

He returns and looks severely embarrassed and apologies profusely.

I told him not to be sorry.

Why am I speaking Jibberish?

Is there some sort of energy stuck somewhere in me?  What’s UP?!

Oh, are you still reading the blog or did you sign off?!

hee hee

Someone help!

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